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I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. You know, I was going through such a dark time dealing with lies and the truth and all that, and then I read this article and it all became clear I was having a real problem telling the truth and I was also having a real problem telling the lies its so great to read such a great article on lies on the truth that is great that will meak you feel great and look great and your life will now be . Engineers are always truthful in their dealings with technology and people. Found insideYou can't handle the truth The internet is full of quotations of dubious origins. There is a particularly good one on humour attributed to famous comedian ... Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): "You can't handle the truth!" Share this page with the world via services like Digg and Del.icio.us! You use them as a punch line. 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